Hairdemort 

\ˈherdəmɔ rt/

The true name of Donald John Trump, Sr.: He Whose Coiffure Must Not Be Named.

In the run up to the 2016 election, one can't turn around without seeing Hairdemort engaging in yet another round of name-calling or jingoistic neofacism cloaked in the robes of pro-American sentiment.

Hairdemort by Mollena May 20, 2016

Hairdressers Car 

A pejorative used to refer to an entry level sports car that is just cheap enough for the person you're insulting to afford, but not quite cheap enough for you to afford.

'Oh, you got an Audi TT? That's a hairdressers car.'

Hairdressers Car by Justanotherredoer May 19, 2018

Hairdressery 

The act of prying into others affairs, meddlesome. Arousing curiousity and inquisitive questions to investigate the matters of others.

"How did your date go?"
"Why are you acting so hairdressery?"

Hairdressery by Hairdresser #1 November 10, 2009

Hairyet 

A premature female on the verge of sprouting her first short and curls.

There's nothing like drinkin' a solja and mowin' a hairyet's bizzy.

Hairyet by shinebox March 15, 2003

hairdressorial 

Of or related to hairdressing and cuts.

Christophers comment about the 'bob' widenning a narrow face, in his persuit of brownie-points and possibly even some t-bagging later, had taken him to the precipice of his hairdressorial understanding!

hairdressorial by jiminski pallenov February 13, 2009

Hairdresser Octopus 

That one hairstylist from the second Parappa the Rapper game. Japanese name is Takoyama, meaning "octopus". Originally turned into red form from being hypnotized by a tape deck, they instead turn red when extremely angry in the anime.

"Bro, who's your favorite Parappa character?"
"Oh, I'd want Hairdresser Octopus to cut my hair anyday."

Hairdresser Octopus by CatInTheFishBowl February 1, 2020

hairdryer 

To scream and rant until red in the face; uncontrolled rage expressed from one person to another, usually within an inch of the face

The football manager gave his team the full hairdryer for their terrible first half performance.

hairdryer by Phil Hardy April 24, 2006