Hairless Cat 

A breed of cat also known as the Sphnx cat. Requires an open heart due to its 'interesting' look. With barely any hair and very wrinkly skin, it looks like a naked mole rat with bat ears and feels like a warm peach when pet. Due to its lack of fur, it has a higher metabolism to regulate its body temperature. Upside: cat is very warm and makes a nice feet warmer. Downside: literally inhales food and poops 'like a boss.' A very good pet to have around Halloween! :)

Mojo was a very UGLY hairless cat:
Geez man, what is that thing?
It is a hairless cat, I think. Either that or something that was involved in a horrible microwave accident.

Sophie was a very PRETTY hairless cat:
Aww! What is that adorable creature?
It is a hairless cat, I think. Either that or an ANGEL!!! :P

*Based on personal experience, the beauty of these cats is in the eye of the beholder.* <3

Hairless Cat by iluvmybaldkitties November 8, 2011

hairless cat 

Landon

hi hairless cat

hairless cat by dumratatata August 20, 2020

hairtosser 

A girl or woman who is continually flipping her hair without touching it by tossing her head, often using the motion to catch a quick, surreptitious glimpse around her surroundings and/or to see who, if anyone, is looking at her, and/or to garner attention. (See "Headshaker".)

"You'd think those hairtosser gals would develop neck pains after repeating that motion sixteen hours a day."

hairtosser by Georg Znaeym May 6, 2006

mexican hairless 

when you completely shave your pussy hair off

that girl went mexican hairless

mexican hairless by the best thing in life 2243 October 1, 2008

Hairless Ape 

A member of the species Homo Sapiens, esp. when being discussed in a way that only makes sense in an anthropological context. Popularized by Howard the Duck.

You means buying flowers actually made it worse? Damn, Hairless Ape relationships are such a pain.

Hairless Ape by Al Benedict October 2, 2008

hairless wonder 

DESCRIBING GABRIEL FRENCH'S PUBIC HAIR (or lack there of)

"the hairless wonder has no friends"

hairless wonder by joe November 12, 2004

hairless sex dolphin 

Noun.

Being groomed to hairless perfection before sex. Skin so silky smooth it's like a wet dolphin.

Ex. Judy shaved her legs, pits, and got a wax before her big date with mark. Judy is a hairless sex dolphin

Judy shaved her legs, pits, and got a wax before her big date with mark. Judy is a hairless sex dolphin.

"Hey man, why are you taking so long in the shower?!"
"Got a big date tonight, gonna be a hairless sex dolphin"
"awh yeah, bro!"

hairless sex dolphin by Cowtocracy December 28, 2015