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Hugglefuck 

When your brain can't decide whether you want to hug / snuggle / fuck - so you attempt all of them at the same time. Usually caused by a combination of loved-up affection and raw lust
Sara stayed over last night and we hugglefuck'd for hours - I'm so happy, and exhausted!
Hugglefuck by HeyTrout March 15, 2017

hagglefuck 

A hagglefuck is somebody so horrendous, that if anybody has sex with him/her, their status is almost irrevocably lowered among their peers.

Whereas some people will "go fishing" at parties in order to get laid, the hagglefuck casts a wide net in order to get somebody to fill that gap in their life. Anybody will do, but usually the hagglefuck will attempt to snare the drunkest of the lot.

The one way to reverse this lowering of status is to quest for the silver condom.

The person who has sex with the hagglefuck is thereafter referred to as the junkyard warden.
Any girl/guy who rates beneath a 2.5.

"The hairy hagglefuck snared Jimmy in her web, and we were all horrified when we saw him turning into a junkyard warden in the alleyway."

hugglefucks 

to hug and fuck at the same time, created by kaelyn for use with former Master poggy
*jumps into your arms and hugglefucks the hell outta ya*
hugglefucks by kaelyn nicholls July 30, 2009

hugglefuck 

A kinder, more gentler version of a tacklefuck.
/me hugglefucks bliggy!!!!11one
hugglefuck by elfpower October 7, 2004

Hagglefunking 

Verb term for “Hagglefunk”. Meaning to be distracted, or “goofing around”
Stop hagglefunking Mark, we have work to do.
Hagglefunking by ShugaShoplifter August 24, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026