Haemorrhoid Buster 

Derogatory name for a Homosexual.

“Did you hear, last weekend Malcolm got pissed as a fart and ended up being thrown out of a gay bar!”
“I’m not surprised, not even the most dedicated haemorrhoid buster would want his smelly, raggedy arse.”

Haemorrhoid Buster by AKACroatalin October 22, 2016

Hemmoroids 

A mispelling of the word "Hemorrhoids."

This commercial for topical anus jell misspelled the word "Hemorrhoids" as "Hemmoroids." Can't they get their shit together, already? Fuck retards who can't spell a medical word correctly.

Hemmoroids by Bad C dev February 28, 2021

Hambroided 

Another word for being hammered druck plasterd or wasted

Look at this fucking kid hes hambroided

Hambroided by jwatts2113 September 9, 2009

haemorrhoid 

1) A person who can't take a hint and leave.

2) Unwanted immigrant, such as a Pom (someone of English extraction)

3) Any pain in the arse.

Poms are like haemorrhoids. They come out, they are a pain in the arse and they won't go back.

haemorrhoid by sociopath9 May 1, 2009

hemaroid hitman

A guy who loves to have anal sex, this can be with gay or straight couples if you think about it..

Angie: My ass is still killig from last night.

Louise: Why? what did you do you dirty cow?

Angie: David rammed me all night, i thik he might be gay. He's a total hemaroid hitman.

hemaroid hitman by Bam Voyage June 21, 2008

haemorrhoid aisle 

As coined by Stephen Fry on QI, it is a euphemism for the anus. The term has connotations of gay sex.

"He likes to take it up the haemorrhoid aisle"

haemorrhoid aisle by Amy1993 April 6, 2010

Hemroid

A hemroid is a swollen blood vessel. It might bleed and cause a bad case of rectal bleeding. If you do have a hemroid, buy a hemroid specialized cream, I think they sell them at pharmacies and stores.

Kris took a poo and his hemroid popped and started bleeding out like a wound from a bullet.

Hemroid by Ultraf0xDictionary June 6, 2014