Mr. Hearn 

Really, really cool person, who has a cool british accent and is very good in biology and science. He is also very smart and handsome and a very nice to everyone.

Person 1: That guy over there is so intelligent and cool, that must be a Mr. Hearn

Mr. Hearn by Very Really Good April 3, 2022

Halarn 

Pronounced HA-LARN. Its meaning is unknown. An obscure but popular name across Europe and America. Can be spelt with or without an 'e'.

Halarn/Halarne

Halarn by Halarn November 28, 2009

Hearn 

Also spelt as "hern" or "hurn".
Gloucestershire slang. Originating from teenagers who hang out at Gloucester Cathedral,

hern" is another word for "cigarette" (preferably a "roll-up").

"begs you a hearn dan"

~or~

"Can I have a cigarette, please?"

Hearn by ZaccyHB September 8, 2013

Swedish Hearne 

A Scandinavian variant on the commonly used term "Hearne". It is regarded by many as the first variation of the term, originating circa. 1999. Can be used in many of the same ways as "Hearne" and is mainly used to display the speakers mastery of the "Hearne" dialect.

(Note: "Swedish Hearne" is rarely used in its complete form and is most commonly shortened to "Swearne". Other variants include, but are not limited to: "Swedo", "Swearnso", "Swearnsy" and the extended version: "SSSSWWWWWWWEEEEEAAAAARNE")

Speaker #1: "Hearne?"
Speaker #2: "No, Swedish Hearne"

Speaker #1: "Jesus, did you see that fella from Sweden leading those kids around?"
Speaker #2: "Oh, you mean the Swearne?"

Swedish Hearne by the observant hearne April 29, 2010

Hearndle 

To masturbate using fire, from the words "hearth" and "fondle"

"The reason why I was in the hospital last night was because I tried to hearndle my balls.

Hearndle by Yo estoy El Mariachi August 6, 2011

hearning

(pronounced herning)
Shitting and throwing up at the same time on the toilet

"Did you know that Johnny was hearning all night after heavily drinking? Shit and puke all over the place!"

hearning by Greg and Gino May 9, 2008

Hearn 

Regis High School Speech and Debate club. This club is for students who care more about college than their social life. It sucks the life out of every member and is run by the infamous Dictator Eric Dimichele.

Person 1:"Why does Mark look like he wants to die?"
Person 2:"Oh, he had a Hearn tournament this weekend."

Hearn by PeteyS04 December 13, 2021