Hobbledehoy 

An awkward, gawky young fellow.

And there he stood, his hobbledehoy frame clashing with the elegence of the room.

Steve Nash? I bet he was the epitome of a hobbledehoy when he was a youth!

"I'm so awkward" Chriss Griffin (not skinny enough to be a hobbledehoy, but a the greatest quote without a doubt)

Hobbledehoy by Peppermr August 21, 2006

Hobbled by Swabs 

The weakest link in the chain when it comes to effective COVID-19 testing and contact tracing.

Yup! We've got the test, the reagents, the patients, the demand and pretty much everything else we need... except for the cotton-tipped nasal applicators. The greatest country on earth has been Hobbled by Swabs...

Hobbled by Swabs by YAWA April 17, 2020

habbeda 

A word to say when you don't want to answer or don't know the answer to a question being asked.

Person: What is the capital of New Zealand?
You: habbeda.

Police officer: Why did you steal that car?
You: Habbeda, habbeda, habbedaaaa!

habbeda by Ole-Henrik Markussen January 14, 2008

Hambled eggs 

The best way to make scrambled eggs even tastier - by adding pieces of ham. Hambled eggs.

Scrambled eggs are so much better when you add ham and call them hambled eggs!

Hambled eggs by eggseggs September 28, 2011

hobbledobble 

Unintelligible yammer, often describing the art of taking an hour to say nothing of any value whatsoever. Generally used by people who like to pretend they're either British or Jack Sparrow.

"Catch that colloquium on the delineation of elementary particulate streams last night?"

"Indeed good sir, but I could make neither heads nor tails of that hobbledobble."

hobbledobble by Tacheon Black June 16, 2009

habble 

The onomatopoeia which refers to the sound produced by wiggling the tongue from the upper lip to the lower in rapid repetition. Originally created to re-enact an overzealous kiss. Modified to represent anything that is desirable, or thus, lickable/likeable.

If you see an attractive person, the motion of "habble-ing" (in their direction or towards a friend) would indicate you think they merit positive tongue-involving activities.

habble by marie November 25, 2003

Habble 

To be confused, baffled, or frustrated.

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to habble you with my long speech."

"That book was way too complex for me, I'm downright habbled!"

"All of the facts mixed together, ultimately habbling poor Joe."

<slang> "C'mon, don't hab the poor guy!"

Habble by The Florida Wolf November 21, 2006