h.e. syndrome 

When you want to totally bang out some girl that's not even that hot, and don't know why

Dude i totally wanna bang that girl

Why man? She's not even hot

I know, i must have h.e. syndrome

h.e. syndrome by ctyikgh July 20, 2011

T.A.E.H.O. Syndrome

Condition stemming from illusory correlation, often perceiving everything to be the BEST based on little-to-no evidence; usually leads to ruthless shut-down by a gentleman (who's name rhymes with LION).

A: "wow this jawn is the BEST"
B: "no it's not"
A: "true"
B: "sigh.. just ask Aaron what t.a.e.h.o. syndrome is"
C: "wait what"

T.A.E.H.O. Syndrome by anuuge June 12, 2019

she/he looked better on facebook/myspace syndrome 

When one uses either facebook or myspace to look at people or try to meet people and they see the picture of a good looking person. Once they meet up the one that thought the person on myspace or facebook was good looking, find out that that person is infected with "She/he looked better on facebook/myspace syndrome".

guy1:hey, dude... i met this girl on myspace and she looks hot.
guy2:yeah.... i've seen her and she has the she/he looked better on facebook/myspace syndrome.
guy1:shit...

she/he looked better on facebook/myspace syndrome by Robin Andersen April 1, 2008

I’m He-Man Syndrome 

Whenever a troll realizes he can one-up everybody by acting and emulating he-man emulating the power and self-confidence of He-man, all the while censoring online the animated content of his minions or group so that they never actually see the Real He Man, which would totally kill him on its face, physically speaking, once they saw the abs, the face, and natural popularity of the original He-Man. Such infected individuals live solely to obliterate He-man and every digital footprint of him off the face of the universe, or else they’re nothing at all.

“Drats, that’s skeletor! Turn that off!” said the botnet administrator clinically diagnosed with I’m He-man Syndrome, in another close call with fate.

I’m He-Man Syndrome by Joey2dope November 29, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004