Rhythmic Gymnastics

Commonly mistaken for artistic gymnatics. Rhythmic gymnastics incorporates the use of hand-held apparatus with music. These apparatus include Rope, Hoop, Ball, Clubs and Ribbon. Rhythmic gymnasts are extremly flexible and most incoporate ballet lessons into their training. This sport is not for the faint hearted.
*PLEASE NOTE - Rhythmic Gymnasts CANNOT do flips and will hurt you if you ask!

Dumb Ass Guy:
'What sport do you do?'

Gymnast:
'Rhythmic Gymnastics.'

Dumb Ass Guy:
'OH COOl! So you can do flips?'

Gymnast:
'No DUMB ASS! That's artistic gymnastics!'
*Stabs Dumb Ass Guy then walks away*

by rgchik May 25, 2008

mental gymnastics

a slang term for the mental ability that can be very effective in dealing with cognitive dissonance

A Bible researcher can do mental gymnastics to convince himself the timbers he found in a snowy Russian mountain were remains of Noah's Ark.

by robbie38903849 June 18, 2008

Mens Gymnastics

The strongest most athletic athletes on earth. Men's hardest sport

He does mens gymnastics, he works around 40 hours a week.

by Optox January 26, 2011

vocal gymnastics

A style of singing in current popular music, specifically R&B, where the singer incorporates a lot of "runs" and extra notes to showcase their vocal abilities, resulting in the singer looking like he/she is trying too hard to sound super-talented. Often accompanied by dramatic hand movements in synch with the notes being sung.

The version of "Lady Marmalade" sung by Christina Aguilera, Pink, Mya, etc. is nothing but a bunch of vocal gymnastics.

by Jo-chan February 4, 2005

Rhythmic gymnastics

Rhythmic gymnastics is one of the hardest sports with the most intense training regimen. Ballet, flexibility, strength and coordination these gymnasts need it all! The gymnasts compete in stunning leotards (usually 4) which altogether can cost over £3,000!!

Rhythmic gymnasts are easily the most talented athletes and can make catching a hoop and bending in all directions look elegant and flow beautifully in a routine!

Definitely the most underrated gymnasts in a sport which is no where near easy!!

In rhythmic gymnastics the gymnasts don't do backflips so don't even go there!!

by xx123.321xx February 28, 2017

carnal gymnastics

to have vaginal sex or "know" in the biblical sense

"did you see tom with that acrobat last night?"
"yeh, from what i heard they did carnal gymnastics all night long"

by chad michael April 15, 2008

Soso Gymnast

A weirdooo. Sophia is the type of girl that will organize your whole kitchen with containers and weird lemon squeezers. She most likely plays the gay sport of softball. Sophia never likes any boys but all the boys like her. Lastly, she has truly amazing and special anime&roblox powers. It is very scary so never do bad things to her or you will get blasted with Baka powers.

Soso Gymnast is a cutie.

by Savannah the gorgeous queen November 27, 2021