To drink or eat something very quickly
They watch, as I guzzle my Dr Pepper and devour an entire pizza.
by diamondman54 December 17, 2016
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Usually a man who likes to suck and guzzle on their own cum. Occurs after they play with their twat. Which in this case is their penis and/or balls.
Adam is a cum guzzling twat sucker
by BEKatPotsdam February 12, 2010
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The residual glitter accumulated around your pubic area after getting sloppy head from a stripper.
It took me forever to wash off all of the guzzle glitter after Bobby's bachelor' party last night.
by Jbeezum October 22, 2017
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A menace to society and himself know by all loved by few hated by those liberal retards. Has a big ol' peninsula (🍆💦 ) between his legs. Gets along great with John bologna. Doesn't get along great with 🦍 aka black people.
I am Joey Guzzle
by Joey guzzle June 28, 2021
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Eating whatever scraps and leftovers one can find in the house after returning home from a night out. Jigsaw guzzlers are known to piece together meals of cold pasta in Tupperwares, hummus with a spoon, entire packets of sliced ham, and heels of bread from 4 different loaves.

Often leads to couch pizza the following day.
Arriving home 3 hours before her 8AM sociology class, Kendra stumbled into the kitchen and jigsaw guzzled her roommates’ cereal, popcorn, and secret stash of Cheetos before devouring Sasha’s entire block of Parmesan.
by daltonjfk October 3, 2019
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An extended gawk or to binge watch a TV series or movie serquals.
1) Jim was eye guzzling that co-ed so hard I thought his eyes were going to fall out.

2) I spent the entire long weekend eye guzzling the last 3 seasons of Game of Thrones. Now I'm in a massive show hole.
by Tenacious Faulker November 26, 2015
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