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a term used to describe your most chilling of all your boys. Your "guyzer" is only used to describe a select few of your friends that you truely trust, appreciate, back, and want to associate youself with.
"I said yooo guyzer, what are you saying tonight? You wanna chill down at the spot?"

"How are you guyzer, your looking good today ;)"
guyzer by Katzilla January 18, 2006
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The male version of wifey. The Man you choose to take as your well..wife. Your soulmate. They type of guy that gots your back unconditionally. The Homie that is ride or die and worth marrying! A man worthy of your love and respect that gives as well as receives. Not your average guy. The kind of guy worth keeping around and that you're proud to have with you anywhere. A fella that is more than your best friend and is marriage material. Can also be used as a term to make any guy feel as if he actually all of the above to get his way. Make them feel special even when they are not worthy of the title.
Yeah that's my guyfey! He sure can cook a mean steak! He knows what to do with meat let me tell you! I'm a lucky man.
Guyfey by SSLATINOGUY July 27, 2021
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A truly nice guy with no bad intentions. Things may not always go as Guyzer plans, but with everything Guyzer does, he means well.

Comedy is a big part of Guyzer. He always tries to make people smile and laugh even when things aren’t going well, even if those things are his own misdoings.

It’s always nice to have a Guyzer around.
A Guyzer is a truly nice guy with no bad intentions.
Guyzer by John Becks January 16, 2022
A loud-mouthed dick who lives in an imaginary world where it is not only popular, but is also extremely sexually attractive. In reality, it has long since pissed off all his friends except for the ones who are just as delusional as it is and 99% of girls look upon it with pity and mild amusement most of the time except when the Guyzee is attempting to grab the nearest object he can get a hold of and shove it in her ass. A Guyzee is usually recognisable by it's distinctive walk which can only be describes as a gorilla with a stick up it's asshole and a basketball between its knees while holding it's arms as if it were an action man with fixed elbows. If you get close enough you will be able to smell the bullshit which comes from the mouth at frequent, regular intervals.
Girl : Who's this dickhead, he's walking around like a gorilla with a stick up it's asshole and a basketball between its knees while holding it's arms as if it were an action man with fixed elbows.

Guy : Oh shit that's Guyzee quick keep your back against the wall he's got a cucumber.
Guyzee by ILOVETOEATCATCHEESE977 November 6, 2012
a guy you want to have hot gay butt sex with
man that dude really looks like a guyzer
guyzer by johnsmith65 July 7, 2021
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026