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A large, lanky, flightless, one eyed, moderately retarded, awkward, ostrich like bird. Found in the south west portion of virginia, this bird can be quite annoying, tends to peck around in other peoples business, and can't seem to keep to himself ... or I mean itself. If this bird is seen, please shoot immediately, as it exhibits no redeeming qualities.
That Alan sure is a guyes
by mr charlie murphy July 24, 2006

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