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cumburping gutterslut 

Essentially, a promiscuous female of massive, shocking, unheard of proportions. Her breath consistently stinks of dick snot, a substance whose stench does not age well. That is one of many reasons why these beasts existence is so perplexing. Who allows them to defile their sacred anatomy? I personally enjoy referring to inferior prudish women as cumburping guttersluts since it undoubtedly causes them great confusion, a gaping mouth and an urge to slap you. These factors usually provide for phenomenal comedy.
Jose Contreras: How does the prostitute look across the street?
Bruce Lee: What the cumburping gutterslut? She looks like she started meth at age 7 and lost her teeth to a gang of horny Hell's Angels.

gutterslut 

a dirty whore, commonly found passed out in a ditch or gutter
the girl you saw last night on the corner, julia roberts in pretty woman
gutterslut by keaton October 28, 2002

gutterslut 

a worthless, often drug addicted cum dumpster who loves cock in every hole at once and will suck you off for a good idea.
terrie crane is a cum guzzling gutterslut
gutterslut by youalready know January 8, 2009

Buttersloth 

A Buttersloth is a Sloth that's so slippery it slides right in your ass.
"Better get a Cork, or the ButterSloth will feel at home inside your anal cavity."

cumguzzling gutterslut 

A slut (internet or non) who guzzles cum. Generally found trying to retaliate to barbs with witty responses, but the mouth is too full of cum to understand.
Teknine is a cumguzzling gutterslut, just look at it in his mouth.

gutterslut 

a trashy dressing drunken slapper frequently found in bars and nightclubs who pick up guys on the dance floor, shag them, then dump them the next morning, considered the great satan by the author