by lil mama April 3, 2004
A beautifully written story of a young boy and his uncle surviving in the apocalypse. They come across old friends of theirs, and some newly made enemies, on the search for their family.
Whatever you do
Don't eat pineapples after reading this
D O N T.
Whatever you do
Don't eat pineapples after reading this
D O N T.
by Asstar October 30, 2015
Derived from Gutterslut, a gutter is quite literally a repository for liquid waste. A true gutter is a casual whore, no major daddy-issues or insecurities, simply an effortless lay. In the colloquial sense, a gutter is defined by a girl about 15 pounds overweight with a questionably cute face who will go home with you at the snap of a finger. Usually a dead-fish in the sack, gutters are good for one thing and one thing only: providing a moist orifice for which men can drunkenly pump loads into until they pass out.
Redneck 1: Man, that gutter from Tuscaloosa gave me the clap last weekend.
Redneck 2: Damn straight son, I told you not to mess with that slut. She gets passed around like a joint at a Willie Nelson concert.
Redneck 2: Damn straight son, I told you not to mess with that slut. She gets passed around like a joint at a Willie Nelson concert.
by Gutters by the dozen April 26, 2014
If someone says your mind is "in the gutter," they probably mean that you constantly think about sex or sex-related things.
by DuMont June 7, 2005
by Shaniquia September 14, 2005
The gurgling, pig squealing type noises that bands such as Cannibal Corpse, WhiteChapel, Suicide Silence and many other Deathcore or Death Metal bands use
by Collinb May 19, 2008
(guh-turd) A mixture between being Haggard, in the gutter and almost always being intoxicated from some substance no matter what time of day; usually the funny guy at the party who always takes something just a little bit too far.
Look at Perry over there, he's pretty shitfaced.
(2 hours later)
Oh, fuck! Who shit in the microwave and put it on defrost? Perry?! Was it you? Man, you're guttered bro!
(2 hours later)
Oh, fuck! Who shit in the microwave and put it on defrost? Perry?! Was it you? Man, you're guttered bro!
by Jaclay February 25, 2010