gusset guppies

Semen or 'little swimmers' found in the gusset of a females underwear after a sexual encounter.

As soon as I finished fucking her in the toilet, her thong was back up and she was straight back to the bar carrying my gusset guppies with her.

by Joosty October 26, 2017

Gusset Nugget

When you shit your pants on accident or from inability to hold it any longer and lay out a ripe, steamy turd in your grunders.

Having lost my ability to pinch any longer and still miles from the nearest bathroom, I dropped a gusset nugget and cleaned up at the next rest area.

I was walking to the shitter when I lost all control and pinched a gusset nugget.

by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2018

Gusset Guitar

The shifting aside of a ladies underwear to allow for easier access to delicate underparts...

A: How was your date with that hottie last night?
B: Not bad, got a bit of gusset guitar action.
A: Well done sir!

by HairierThanYou March 25, 2011

crusty gusset

The gusset is the part in your selected underwear, between your genitalia and your rectumnal cavity.

Crusty is crusty, so when you have a crusty gusset a layer of thick flakey substance builds up. Usually made of specimens such as arse cherries (shit on the end of a pube) and male sexual juices. Even if u are of the inferior gender (female) in which case stop reading this and get back in the kitchen. You binty slag.

Cor her gusset were dead crusty mate. She had a dead janky ass crusty gusset.

by Hitlers Missing Testicle January 4, 2018

gusset flossing

Giving clitoral stimulation with use of panties

I worked her into a right frenzy with a good gusset flossing. She loved it she did. I had her bucking like a mule

by Engleflange Mcmangletrumpet March 10, 2014

gusset truffle

When you get a bit too excited during a fun activity and pop a little surprise shit out.

Barry spat a gusset truffle out trying to beat Blanka on Street Fighter 2.

by Frank Paradise September 24, 2018

amonia gusset

when the reek coming off your rancid clunge could perm hair and straighten a niggers curly afro.

oh my god what the fuck has the hair dresser been up to , is she perming her rat or killing a cat.

either way that amonia gusset is killing some pussy

by Himindoors November 24, 2018