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Guettache 

The extreme, eye-watering, brain pounding migrane induced by listening to any David Guetta produced pop songs
"Oh man that latest Ludacris and David Guetta song gave me such a damn Guettache I had to lie in bed with the lights off for two hours"
Guettache by SilentJay December 23, 2012
Related Words
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A pretty white filipino boy who is into shitty music. They are definitely asexual and are into televisions. They watch shitty commentary youtubers and believes that emulation for new releases is ok. The only reason why gusets dont look anorexic is because they have a stretched face. They read physical manga because they are too uncultured to the current times. He wears sunglasses because his eyes are really ugly as fuck and he doesnt want people to see them. His music taste is very shitty and also yeah fuck his music taste its so shit id rather listen to fart porn then gusets shitty ass fucking music.
"Hey dude this guy has such a fucking shitty music taste and also happens to be asexual" "Yeah I bet he is a guset because of how shitty his music taste is and also his blazing asexuality"
Guset by devmoai July 23, 2019
A Gesette is the most funny person there is. They will make you feel worth-it. Gesette is most likely the hottest one in the room. You would never want to mess with a Gesette.
Ben Dover "What do you call the ugliest thing in the world"
Gesette "..you"
Gesette by Emily China May 20, 2021

David Guetta 

David Guetta is a French house producer, singer and DJ. Originally a DJ at nightclubs during the 1980s and 1990s, he co-founded Gum Productions and released his first album, Just a Little More Love, in 2001. Later, he released Guetta Blaster (2004) and Pop Life (2007). His 2009 album One Love included the hit singles "When Love Takes Over" (featuring Kelly Rowland), "Gettin' Over You" (featuring Chris Willis, Fergie & LMFAO) and "Sexy Bitch" (featuring Akon), the latter becoming a top five hit in the US and all three reached #1 in the UK. He has worked with a variety of pop and hip-hop artists including Akon, Chris Willis, Kelly Rowland, Lil' Wayne, Kelis, Madonna, Kid Cudi, Estelle, Fergie, Amy Palmer, K'naan, will.i.am, LMFAO, Dane Bowers, Flo Rida, Shakira, Julie Mcknight and apl.de.ap.
David Guetta is featured on the song Memories by Kid Cudi
David Guetta by BnBB August 26, 2010

Pull a David Guetta 

To establish lack of DJ skills by playing a prerecorded session during a live performance, usually via a pen drive on a laptop.
Joel: This man has a good set -- wait a minute, did he just pull a david guetta?
Rob: Get him off stage, he's not a real DJ!
Pull a David Guetta by Altermaven November 11, 2014
Someone who is so ghetto, they cant even spell it.
"Did you just pour the milk into the empty chocolate syrup container and stick an ice cube in it!?? eww you guetto..."
guetto by Beanerous Brokus I August 6, 2008