slurpin-the-gurkin

the act of performing felatio

that hoebag can slurp the gurkin like pro

slurpin-the-gurkin by icebox February 14, 2003

gurkin 

a small garden gnome-like creature that also serves as an immature fruit or human.

Look at elsey...shes acting like such a gurkin!

gurkin by weezyfbaby69 March 13, 2011

Gurkin 

The flab of skin underneath your chin

Olivia: haha I'm gonna touch your gurkin
Old Lady: no you are gonna stretch out my gurkin and make me look older

Gurkin by whipman1234 February 17, 2019

Gurkinder 

Skinny man but with tremendous talent. Makes up for what he lacks in weight with gorgeousness. Usually found asleep in a car during sporting events that this amazing person should be staring in.

Look at the guy who 'should' be playing American Football in his car doing a Gurkinder

Gurkinder by Da Paragon February 4, 2010

Gurkinder 

To have a crafty nap in one's car.

I was so tired at work that during lunch I had a gurkinder.

Gurkinder by PIEC February 3, 2010

Gurkin' 

To uselessly mope around. Not really contribute to anything. Not being successful on a daily basis. Leaving large trails of a mess around everywhere you go.

"Mark didn't even go to class today. He's just gurkin' around like a sloth and didn't even do the dishes."

Gurkin' by Lord Goochsack December 13, 2014

Gurkin' Gobbler 

A woman who loves to gobble penis for breakfast, lunch, dinner and a midnight snack. This term is only used for females that gobble gurkins as using it to describe a male is just fucked up.

Joe: "Hey, heard the chick from the bar gave you a little tounge-on-rod action last night!"

Bob: "Yeah, she was a world-class Gurkin' Gobbler."

Gurkin' Gobbler by SloppyHoe November 29, 2010