2 definitions by SloppyHoe

Top Definition
A woman who loves to gobble penis for breakfast, lunch, dinner and a midnight snack. This term is only used for females that gobble gurkins as using it to describe a male is just fucked up.
Joe: "Hey, heard the chick from the bar gave you a little tounge-on-rod action last night!"

Bob: "Yeah, she was a world-class Gurkin' Gobbler."
by SloppyHoe November 26, 2010

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In Mexico, this term is used to describe a woman so poor she bends over to pick up a "dropped" penny allowing instant access to the glory hole.
Joe: "Hey, I bet if I strategically place this penny, that Mexican chick will bend over to pick it up and I can bang that shit all night!"

Bob: "Yeah, she's such a Penny Pounder. I bet her glory hole is amazing!"
by SloppyHoe November 26, 2010

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