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guiness book of records 

The most commonly stolen book from public libraries.

Also a widely renown source of the biggest, most expensive and most weird things on the planet. A throughouhly interesting read.
Person 1: "Hey man, check out what I just scored from the library!"
Person 2: "Dude, it's just the Guiness Book of Records. Save yourself the late fees and go buy it for $10"

guiltiness 

The state of having committed an offense.
"Guiltiness Pressed on their conscience" (Bob Marley and The Wailers)
guiltiness by Adrian Montarce September 21, 2006
dude, I can't even spell guiness
Guiness by Guinness2702 June 24, 2005

gucciness 

A state of being gucci
The amount of gucciness this is is unbelievable!
gucciness by Fluffyspacememe April 8, 2017
A type of homebrew stout beer made by a guy named Gus reminiscent of Guinness.
This Gusiness is a tribute to stout beers
Gusiness by Langdon Olger January 9, 2009

cuntiness 

A characteristic given to a person, particularly a female, who acts like a cunt.

A female who think she possesses a cuteness quality, but does not. Instead this female, holds qualities that would define her as a cunt.

Females who tend to whine about everything.

Her cuntiness is extra bold today; she won't even respond.
cuntiness by Marky Mark 52 October 28, 2007