guiness book of records 

The most commonly stolen book from public libraries.

Also a widely renown source of the biggest, most expensive and most weird things on the planet. A throughouhly interesting read.

Person 1: "Hey man, check out what I just scored from the library!"
Person 2: "Dude, it's just the Guiness Book of Records. Save yourself the late fees and go buy it for $10"

guiness book of records by Rock DJ June 27, 2005

Guiness 

Common misspelling of Guinness

dude, I can't even spell guiness

Guiness by Guinness2702 June 24, 2005

Guinessed 

The feeling one gets of complete bloatedness, lethargy and self-loathing when too many guinesses have been consumed.

"I'm always so guinessed on St. Patrick's day."

"I'm so guinessed I literally can't move"

Guinessed by Charlie and Tom March 19, 2007

Geniess 

Geniess is a beautiful person. Geniess will always be there for you no matter what. Geniess will not spread rumors about you or talk bad about you. Geniess can be mean when she needs to be. Geniess is trustworthy and if you every meet a Geniess, keep them!

My best friend is a Geniess!

Geniess by cramps6969 October 28, 2019

Go go Guiness 

A 50/50 mix of energy drink and Guinesss Stout.

Ryad can't get out of bed until he's had a Go go Guiness in the morning.

Go go Guiness by The Mads November 24, 2020

Alec Guiness 

Brilliant british actor, best remembered for playing the original Obi Wan in Star Wars

"hey look, isn't that Alec Guiness getting on the Millenium Falcon?"

Alec Guiness by Dingus Pete February 7, 2010

Guiness 

An Irish stout that is known as a household name. Very good drink and used in Irish recipies like coffee and cakes.

Guy: Y'know, Mick, I'll take a Guiness, it's my 5-month anniversery with my date.
Bartender: Take Two bottles, the two of you might drink it all up within the first hour.
Guy:Thanks.

Guiness by yahmoo23 February 14, 2010