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Gumpting 

The act of having penetrative sex with somone inside a human cadaver
"Went gumpting out at the cemetery with my girl last night"
Gumpting by Dr. Farquad July 28, 2024

Gumping It 

So, 'gumping it' is when someone is not quite retarded, but they're like just on that line.
"I need to confess a sin, Father. I worked at a grocery store in my teenage years, I won't get specific. There was this one girl-- are you familiar with the term 'gumping it' --so while it's an ethical conundrum, it's not fucking a retarded person if you were to sleep with 'em. This will come important later in the story..."

Gumping It 

When a person is not quite retard yet they are on the line.
Yeah I fucked that slow chick, but it’s cool since she’s gumping it and not a full retard.
Gumping It by Human Whisk2 November 24, 2020
Last night at the party I walked in on shane gumping my retarded sister
Gumping by Ironheade March 27, 2021

Gumpping it 

To have sex with a almost retarded individual
I was gumpping it with this girl at Christian camp, at least then she didnt need a reason to make a single sentence.
Gumpping it by Mich3villi March 30, 2021

Forrest Gumping

One day, for no particular reason, you just feel like doing something. And you don't stop until you're done.
One day, for no particular reason, I decided to have a little beer. When I finished the beer, I thought i'd drink another. By the end of the night, I drank 47 beers and passed out. I sure was Forrest Gumping!
Forrest Gumping by SkipperNaut April 28, 2017