Up the Gumpstump 

"Up the Gumpstump" is a saying used to describe a large quantity of anything.

Elderly people are more prone to saying "Up the Gumpstump" than other people. Most particularly when they are stressed about something they have a lot of.

Merged words (gump & stump) believed to be originated from the words gum stump. A gum stump is a stump of a gum or Eucalyptus tree.

Used as an exclamation!

Geez Jim, we've got gophers up the gumpstump!

My my Helen, I have fleas up the gumpstump!

Holy toledo! Mutant Ninja Turtles up the gumpstump!

Up the Gumpstump by *echo* July 7, 2010

gumpenstump 

A person who is known to be especially goofy.

Little to no athletic ability, agility or coordination.

Completely unsmooth.

I can't believe that gumpenstump is tryin' out for the team!

gumpenstump by k0nflict June 4, 2009

gumphumper 

The title given to the ultimate warrior of the land, or someone who can talk very well. This is not given as an heirloom, but as a token of the greatest person in the land.

Gumphumper then went and killed the entire camp of goblins, sparing no one, in order to save a village.

gumphumper by BigBouncyBoyBlox October 18, 2017

gump stump 

A euphemism indicating having too much of something.

We have dandelions up the gump stump.

gump stump by kp_sapphire September 28, 2006

Gumphumper 

Having sexual relations with every orifice, including pores, of a certain woman. The woman, of course, must survive this, as it is tradition to give a congratulating participation medal to her.

Have you seen my girl, I'm her Gumphumper.

Gumphumper by BigBouncyBoyBlox March 2, 2018

Gubstumper

When Dylan head touches your ear lobes and licks your nose hairs

Guy1:hey man what’s wrong
Guy2:it happened again, I got another gubstumper
Guy1:for god sakes, Dylan head again man

Gubstumper by Jimmmmru July 6, 2019

gompstomping 

The act of digging up and dead lady and then having one man at her vagina with his mouth open. With the other man stomping on her stomach. Seeing how many Maggots the man get in his mouth from her vagina

Me and jack went gompstomping last night. I got 14 maggots and he got 5

gompstomping by Xr1015 November 6, 2021