gum fetish

When you get turned on by people chewing gum and blowing bubbles.

Guy 1: Nice boobs, wanna fuck?
Guy 2: Nice gum, wanna fuck?
Guy 1: Someone has a gum fetish.
Guy 2: Someone had cunt flakes for breakfast.

by Harambe's Trumpet March 9, 2017

gum fetish

This is a widely misunderstood fetish. Basically it is a fetish where one gets turned on by watching people blow bubbles. The fetishist may hoard tapes, DVDs, and/or recordings that include scenes where the characters blow bubbles; look up videos on YouTube of people blowing bubbles, and/or beg people they know to blow bubbles when they realize the other person is chewing gum. Sometimes the fetishist is into blowing bubbles himself (or herself, but 9 times out of 10 it's guys that have this fetish). Often the same person also has balloon fetish, where they get turned on by watching people blow up balloons, and/or inflatable fetish, where they get turned on by watching people blow up--well, anything inflatable. Sad to say, most of these people have no life.

Guy #1: "Dude, why are you spacing out?"
Guy #2: "That hot chick over there's blowin' bubbles."
Guy #1: "You and your gum fetish." (rolls eyes)

by DarkBass September 3, 2008