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Guitaro Stryngs 

Stage name of Norwegian Hard Rock band "Sigur Ros Must Die!" front man, Ken Jhashwinn. He started playing music at age 8 when he found a mexican classical guitar washed up on the shore of his summer home's beach in Denmark. After the tragic death of his miniature horse Klip Klop, Jhashwinn began to mourn by playing solemn songs of heartbreak. As Klip Klop followed a sedan playing a Sigur Ros song off of a nearby cliff, Jhashwinn's song writing turned from mourning to hate for the band. At the age of 19, he met his bandmates, bassist Bjorn Loowel, and drummer Jorgen Von Strogen, both of whom also had scorn for Sigur Ros, and formed the aformentioned band. Ironically, Jhashwinn's father, Yohan, loved Sigur Ros, so as not to disappoint his father, Ken Jhashwinn began to perform under the name, Guitaro Stryngs, as it was the inscribing he discovered on the inside of the mexican classical guitar after he smashed it when he first heard of Klip Klop's fatal descent down the side of a fjord.
Ladies and gentlemen, put your Sigur Ros hating hands together for...GUITARO STRYNGS!!!
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Guitaro Taco 

When you eat out a girl while she plays guitar.
Dude, I gave Megan guitaro taco last night while she was playing Wonderwall by Oasis.
Guitaro Taco by devirginizer October 15, 2011

guitaro taco 

when a guy eats a girl out while she plays the guitar.
Guy 1- Many Megan is hot when she plays the guitar.
Guy 2- I know man, I would so give her guitaro taco.
guitaro taco by cherryberry1234 October 31, 2011

flying V guitar player 

Someone who plays the style of guitar that's called a flying V.
Dale's a Badass flying V guitar player! Pure raw talent & genius

Canadian Air Guitar 

An oral sex act similar to cunnilingus, except the female's genitalia is talked down to and criticized in disapproval.
Logan's Canadian Air Guitar skills have cost him his last three relationships.

Guitarist 

The guy who your girlfriend left you for.
Dude... She left you for the guitarist of your own band!!!

Electric Guitar 

An Instrument that produces a current of power, and sounds like lightning
Man 1: Wow what's that sound?
Man 2: Dude, that's a fucking electric guitar.
Electric Guitar by Mineralogie March 18, 2017