guinea pig shots 

The act of holding one's beveridge above one's head and against a wall. Then tilting the drink back and proceeding to suckle the liquid from the container as a guinea pig would water from its water bottle.

I blew so many chunks last night from all the guinea pig shots we were taking; it was a wild night.

"Dude! Guinea pig this Burnett's with me! Go Deacs!!!!"

guinea pig shots by undiscoveredbum June 11, 2013

Guinea Grits 

Slur for Polenta.

Hey Mom! What's for dinner?

We're having Polenta and Veggies!

Guinea Grits again... shit

Guinea Grits by TastesLikeLemons57 August 20, 2011

Guide Dogging 

Guide Dogging is the act of a man holding another man's penis doing urinating at a communal urinal. Double Guide Dogging is the same as above but the penis holder is having his penis held also.

"Dude, guide dog me" "Let's get our Guide Dogging on"

Guide Dogging by Vaughanonymous December 18, 2012

Acrapulators Guide 

A book describing the custom of acquiring items of nominal value, or at greatly discounted prices -- usually used.

The Acrpaulator's Guide is very funny.

Acrapulators Guide by Jill B. Horist September 13, 2005

12 guage headache 

The application of a substantial amount of lead to the brain pan of someone who has become bothersome.

The dude tried to hold me up, so I pulled out the shot gun from under the counter and gave him a 12 guage headache that asprin won't fix.

12 guage headache by MACV July 25, 2008

Gugget 

comes from the dundee area (i think)
Meanin Mingin stinkin ugly...

awww man whats that smell thats gugget!!!

Gugget by Paisley-Michelle September 29, 2009

Guinea pig 

A animal that squeaks and is totally ADORABLE

Person: I want a pet
Guinea pig: "Squeaks"
Person: I'M IN LOVE

Guinea pig by Just a normal dictionary perso September 2, 2018