guava the butt

Jabba the hut's ugly derpy step brother

That guy is such a guava the butt, I wouldn't date him in a million years

by Hanstag November 15, 2016

Sweet cute guava

When you find someone cute and amazing. Can't help but smile and admire them.

Your, my sweet cute guava Jhonathan <3

by Ilovealmondtitties November 18, 2022

Guavas de los muertos

English translation: tits of the dead

Meaning: Tits that looks like they have long since died. Empty flaps of skin devoid of life and fleshiness.

I used to date this girl, magnificent arse and abs but boy did she have guavas de los muertos

Whats that you say Holmes? Tits of the dead

by The Milk Man Cometh November 23, 2020

50 Ways to Leave Your Guava Burger

A special Bob's Burgers burger that comes with guava

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the 50 Ways to Leave Your Guava Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake

A roast that is rarely used but is critical when used

Me to a fucktard that roasted me: What did you say you Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake ass fucktard?

by IsaacTheMan_YT March 23, 2021

guava head

Slut who gives a lot of fruit snack blow jobs

ugh dude, that guava head gave such good fruit snack blow jobs last night!

by cutyourplateinhalf April 16, 2018

Guava house

Jacob lives in a Guava house.
Jacob: *lives in a guava house*

I.e *jacob chilling* Miranda: GUAVA HOUSE.

by Euroccu September 25, 2022