by LuciusMalfoy'sCumSlut May 6, 2021
by basil_underwood November 7, 2023
1. full-on, unmitigated bullshit.
2. to be inundated with bullshit.
3. the act of being bullshat.
syn. - guavenous.
2. to be inundated with bullshit.
3. the act of being bullshat.
syn. - guavenous.
"I got hit with a blue shell, then two green shells, knocking me off the course on Wario Stadium -- then Lakitu put me back down on the course right onto a big banana, and then Baby Luigi's chain chomp knocked me off the course a SECOND time!! It's raining guavas!!! I'm never playing this game again!
by The Dandy April 11, 2004
After having sex, you pull out and on your condom there is some some sticky jam like substance. Typically, It's vaginal fluid mixed with blood. It usually happens when the girl is getting over her period
by DatDrew March 5, 2009
Guava Juice is a bad Youtuber you shits out content for 7 year old kids. Guava Juice tastes like total sweaty gym socks, which have been out in the sun for way too long.
Don't subscribe.
Don't subscribe.
Person1: Hey, what are you watching?
Person2: Oh just some brainlit.
Person1: How the hell does this exist?
Guava Juice should not exist...
Person2: Oh just some brainlit.
Person1: How the hell does this exist?
Guava Juice should not exist...
by Garlic Bread_ June 17, 2020
by Blue Mew42 February 5, 2018
"Looking down the barrel of that chick's guava-cannon is like staring at the distended mouth of a palsy patient."
"Swear t'Jesus- I was lyin' on the bed after we fucked, and she climbed over me to use the bathroom. All'a sudden her guava-cannon fires off, and now I gots the chunkies in mah chest hair."
"Swear t'Jesus- I was lyin' on the bed after we fucked, and she climbed over me to use the bathroom. All'a sudden her guava-cannon fires off, and now I gots the chunkies in mah chest hair."
by Abdallah Price November 4, 2011