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Jubilant Guava

When a man slaps the vagina with his testicles with enthusiasm causing him to prematurely ejaculate

Ex) Last night my man went for the Jubilant Guava and I swear some of it went up my nose

How to dismiss your friend's feelings and opinions by transforming them into data and pixels, effectively putting them in your computer.

"There are rockets hitting cities where my relatives live!"

"Be quiet, doesn't matter- you've been downloaded."