guanch 

1 - Variable definition depending on usage. Can be used to replace any word in a sentence.

2 - Mixed guacamole and ranch dip.

Check out the guanches on that chick.

guanch by Barnabizzle January 27, 2007

Guanch 

The act of squatting down and violently shitting consensually on another’s open mouth and face.

After a long and happy session, I guanched all over my partner.

Guanch by Gaunch June 9, 2024

gyanchod 

A person who unnecessarily flaunts his knowledge in front of others. Or someone who likes to advise everyone even though nobody asked him to.

Rakesh: Sir, how do we do this problem.
Mukesh (interrupting): Oh, it is so easy, I did it yesterday. It uses basic trigonometry.
Rakesh(in his brain): Gyanchod, saala !!! (Fucking, gyanchod!!)

gyanchod by kingmanas August 4, 2019

Gunch 

1. Worst word ever. A gunch is the epitome of everything dirty and nasty. 2. A dirty cunt.

1. Mel is a dirty gunch. 2. Your mom has a nasty gunch.

Gunch by Lou February 23, 2005

Gunch 

Worst word ever. Cunt and then some

Mel is a dirty gunch!

Gunch by Lou June 23, 2004

gunch 

An all encompassing word; a utility word. It may be used as a verb, adjective, or noun.

The way you use gunch is all up to you. It's an energy that can only be described as an unimaginable force that the most powerful people can use.

"Wow dude, you really gunched that one up."
"Hey, gunchie! Haven't seen you in a while!"
"What the gunch is up, Kyle?"
"I'm so gunched off right now I could punch someone."
"Uh-oh, I'm gonna gunch!"

gunch by andouilles January 5, 2022

Glanch 

Glanching is a word for the act of the excretion of all bodily functions in an explosive fashion.
the act includes the following:
shitting, farting, sharting, diarrhea, puking, cumming, pissing, squirting, drooling, sweating, sneezing, coughing, bleeding, queefing, coughing up blood, lactation, crying, giving birth (if pregnant), blood clotting, nails falling off, anal prolapse, discharge, and skin falling off all at the same time.

I took so much datura, i Glanched everywhere!

I got so mad at my teacher, that i decided to Glanch all over his face!

Glanch by thegodofsillyness October 24, 2023