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guaca by Big Pelotero August 5, 2008

Guaca nigga mole penis 

When u fuck up saying Guacamole Nigga Penis, and say Guaca nigga mole penis.

Definition: Stupid white niggas cant say shit
Person 1: guaca nigga mole penis
Person 2: what bitch?
Person 1: sorry man i meant Guacamole Nigga penis
Person 2: Aight nigga

guac guac guac 

all i heard was "guac guac guac"
guac guac guac by d.easy. November 3, 2010

Guac Guac 9000 

Someone who gives gratuitous sloppy blowjobs. You know, with the eyeliner and the tears.
You know Christina's dirrty. She's def a guac guac 9000
Guac Guac 9000 by ninjakong January 31, 2022

Guac Guac 3000 

The action of giving a blowjob while using a slice of grapefruit and trying to have a casual conversation about the economy.
I heard my mother giving my Dad the Guac Guac 3000 during my Minecraft let's play last night.

Guac guac 9000 

When someone's giving you head while you eat an avocado
Dude Stacy gave me

Guac guac 9000

last night I will never forget that.