An annoying ass hoe who needs to learn how to mind her business, She always needs to find out everything about everyone one and if she doesn't she will absolutely find a way how.
Girl 1: I can't tell you or I will literally be killed.
Girl 2: No its fine-
Grunch: YoU CaN TeLl MeEEeEeE!
Girl 1: I really cant-
Grunch: I PrOmIsE I wOnT TeLl AnYOnEeE!!!
Girl 2: No its fine-
Grunch: YoU CaN TeLl MeEEeEeE!
Girl 1: I really cant-
Grunch: I PrOmIsE I wOnT TeLl AnYOnEeE!!!
by Nahas_Walking_on_a_dream69 December 20, 2019
Hi, everyone I'm new around and I would just like to tell a bit of my experience with the grunch.
I would not recomend to see grunch 1 and 2 one after the other, specially if you prepare it to end the marathon at midnigth.
So i had a bad dream where I could not move and try to scream to my dad and my body star it to move like if every muscle wanted to move to diferent directions.
So I would say all of you guys should give it a try specially if you sleep alone. ANd have a "hell" of a ride, just for fun, just try to do not think too much about it.
Any experience of any here???
I would not recomend to see grunch 1 and 2 one after the other, specially if you prepare it to end the marathon at midnigth.
So i had a bad dream where I could not move and try to scream to my dad and my body star it to move like if every muscle wanted to move to diferent directions.
So I would say all of you guys should give it a try specially if you sleep alone. ANd have a "hell" of a ride, just for fun, just try to do not think too much about it.
Any experience of any here???
by Juggables August 7, 2007
by noahreidben July 25, 2010
The act of grunching for a sustained period of time. Self fistation, a period of masturbation through the act of fisting yourself in the arse with resultant fecal leakage, and possible blood loss.
Doctor: What seems to be the problem here Nurse?
Nurse: Im afraid its another case of blood loss
Doctor: To get your grunch on you have to be more careful
Nurse: Im afraid its another case of blood loss
Doctor: To get your grunch on you have to be more careful
by The real Tyler James August 28, 2008
by Playboicartisballsack August 10, 2022
Not to be confused with the cantankerous hairy green sneaky-smile dude who hates Chris --- oops, I should say, da "winter holidays" --- this terms refers to the grating nerve-jarring noise made by a crabbily-dissatisfied person while chewing a less-than-pleasant-textured food in lieu of some more-palatable snack. The disgruntled person shovels in a big mouthful of said hard/lumpy comestible, presses his cheek firmly against the ear of whoever served him said "delightful delicacy" and then begins chomping slowly and irritably (making "grumpy crunch" sounds) in order to inflict maximum auditory annoyance on said stingy host, whom the eater strongly feels should have been more willing/capable of providing him with a more pleasant repast (i.e., crispy-fresh potato chips instead of somewhat-stale veggie-wafers or salt-free corn-chips which not only taste disgusting but are also now as hard as a rock because nobody else wanted to eat 'em either, and so they have been just sitting around for two weeks! Extra points if the unhappy chewer thinks to actually **add* a portion of even more "noisy" food --- like dry-roasted peanuts --- to the disgusting mix prior to falling to, since it will make said grunching all the more grindingly-deafening and thus hopefully more "persuasive" to the host, and compel him to make a trip to the supermarket or corner-grocery in search of more pleasant edibles.
Thrifty-minded parent: I always keep a little cello-pouch of disposable earplugs in my shirt-pocket, so that I can pop 'em in whenever I serve my teenage son a snack of leftovers... not only does it save my having to listen to his whiny complaining, but it also prevents my eardrums from "direct assault" while he's grunching his way through the bowlful. The food I give him is plenty good enough, and he needs to learn about economizing and being non-wasteful... I've told him a thousand times that (A) I'm not made of money and (B) there are children starving in Africa, and so I am NOT going to let perfectly good food just get thrown away, or make a special trip to Kroger's just to satisfy his discriminating palate!
by QuacksO July 21, 2018
by oekfopwg January 31, 2021