grunch

the smell that is left over after kevin patel takes a large dump in your house that you can smell from the opposite side of the house

i couldn't enter my house because of the horrible grunch smell

by kevin patel January 10, 2004

grunch

The hard crusty stuff that glues your eyelids shut in the morning. An indicator that your hangover is going to be so bad that you beg for a migrane instead.

Oh man, after those two (three?)bottles of tequila last night I woke up with some serious grunch in my eyes. Please, kill me now...

by kru kutech January 6, 2009

grunch

The sound your car makes when it's too low and you pull too far forward into a parking spot, hitting parts of the undercarraige on the curb.

I pulled in too far and grunch! My <insert name of small Asian car> grunched on the curb.

by thlayli February 2, 2003

grunching

replying to the first post in a forum thread without reading any of its replies by other users. the idea being to give responses which are not influenced by well-known posters.

Gruncher:
*grunching* In my opinion, that's a poor reason not to vote.

by sgrrman February 16, 2008

Grunch

A bunch of grapes. Usually referring to an amount of grapes greater than six.

Sally ate the entire grunch in one minute

He plucked each grape off of the grunch until only the stem was left.

by Rohinidinibonanafofanafiniwein October 10, 2017

Grunch

Dirty ass bitch,thot, or slut that has stank pussy that smells like garbage juice. Stay away from her breath it might take off your eyebrows. Consider her as a hideous animal.

Bro I just saw a grunch. I had to run away fast from her smell.

by Big boo19$$ March 22, 2015

The Grunch

Hi, everyone I'm new around and I would just like to tell a bit of my experience with the grunch.

I would not recomend to see grunch 1 and 2 one after the other, specially if you prepare it to end the marathon at midnigth.

So i had a bad dream where I could not move and try to scream to my dad and my body star it to move like if every muscle wanted to move to diferent directions.

So I would say all of you guys should give it a try specially if you sleep alone. ANd have a "hell" of a ride, just for fun, just try to do not think too much about it.

Any experience of any here???

the grunch is + however ending the marathon at midnigth is -

by Juggables July 23, 2007