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Grubes are gray pubes. Specifically found among very old aged humans.
Timothy: What the fuck is that smell and what the hell is stuck in your teeth?

John: That would be your grandma and some of her grubes.
grubes by Taco Bandit 87 June 29, 2011
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Grubered 

(Verb) To mislead the public into believing lies to achieve personal ideological laws pass.
The President really grubered us on that healthcare bill.
Grubered by Cree Wise November 14, 2014
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Grubermeister 

Someone getting beligerant drunk of European beer.
Kevin French declaring himself the Grubermeister while drinking Gruberhof.
Grubermeister by Dr. Toboggan February 20, 2012
Is the biggest ghetto in all of northern Norway. The people there are noisy, loud, rebellious and generally bad people. They are all wannabe gangsters, and speed all around town in their Volvo 240's. Can be used as an adjective.
Hey, do you wanna go to the community center?
That is sooo Gruben
Gruben by ghett0man June 13, 2015

grubenschnitzel 

Grubenschnitzel ist a pseudo-German word invented by Americans, because they thought this combination of words sounded funny and every American knows what 'Schnitzel' means. Literally translated it would mean something like 'pit cutlet' which makes no sense whatsoever. It has no meaning in Germany. It is unknown when this word started to become a fad.
'His mother is a grubenschnitzel.'

'Do you want some grubenschnitzel for breakfast? I made you some.'

'This grubenschnitzel is really pissing me off. Can't he shut up for one second?.'

'Hey, ask this German guy what 'grubenschnitzel' means!'
grubenschnitzel by nosnerruh August 31, 2014

grubering 

When you accidentally tell the truth about something.
John Gruber is grubering everybody by accidentally saying that Obamacare was intentionally written so that stupid voters couldn't understand it.
grubering by FBHO November 14, 2014

Bonnie Gruesen 

A Starkid, plays Hermione Granger in A Very Potter Musical and A Very Potter Sequel. Is totally awesome, but can't draw. Sings "The Coolest Girl," written by Darren Criss.
Person: Who's Bonnie Gruesen?
Starkid Fan: THE COOLEST GIRL IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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