grouponed 

paying too much for something, just because it's on a "bargain" shopping website; victimized by shifty puffery on a bargain shopping website (like groupon.com)

“dude, you're telling me you paid $100 for for a coupon for 3 large pizzas at a vegan pizzeria 75 miles from where you live? whoa, you got hell of grouponed”

grouponed by surf1975 November 21, 2010

grouponed 

Being lured out for a meal by a friend at a questionable establishment only because they have a Groupon (or like discount) that they need to spend.

My friend totally grouponed us last night. We went to this crappy restaurant just because he had a Groupon.

grouponed by grapheck February 22, 2012

raging groupon 

an obsessive desire to participate in the latest groupon deal

I woke up with a raging groupon this morn - inbox filled with so many exciting deals, what to do?? apple mini speakers? anti-stress facial? love massage neck pillow? ooh the flotation pool treatment looks good, but then so does a Indian head neck & shoulder, or a photoshoot I could justify, somehow. Hey anyone know what the regular price of non invasive ultrasound liposuction is? How do I know $240 is a good deal?

raging groupon by Peter Greenwall November 7, 2011

Groupon peen 

Tristan Thompson's community dick. Always on special promotion.

Oh shut up, will you??? You ain’t care when Tristan cheated on you the first fifty-leven times. You ain’t care when he was sharing his Groupon peen with the world while you were pregnant with Two Truths and A Lie™️. Why do you care now?

You’re a bird. A whole pterodactyl.

-- Clarkisha Kent

Groupon peen by 10001110101... March 1, 2019

Grouped On

When a group of individuals turns one member into the object of ridicule

Cole was in Hitler mode. As a result, he was left at Denny's. He was grouped on.

Grouped On by moneylongproductions July 7, 2014

Groupondscum 

Groupon users who don't tip worth a shit.

"Look at all the groupondscum here tonight. My tips are going to suck because of all these fucking leeches."

Groupondscum by TABMAN September 8, 2013

Grouponing the numbers 

Skewing the numbers to make them put your position in a better light knowing they don't represent the whole situation.

Guy 1: Why is your girl mad at you?
Guy 2: I told her I went out with the guys for a couple beers.
Guy1: Dude, you had a couple beers THEN a million shots. You were totally Grouponing the numbers there!

Grouponing the numbers by The Rob Show July 14, 2011