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Groovster 

Groovsters came about because hipsters are too mainstream. Groovsters make very ambiguous/vague references that only other groovsters would understand. They never actually say any names, places, or descriptions that would allow for a non-groovster to understand the reference. Groovsters don't have a uniform style of clothing because that is too main stream. You can only figure out if someone is a groovster if you already know for a fact that they are one.

Groovsters are so non-mainstream that if normal fish are mainstream, and salmon are hipsters, then groovsters would be that one thing by the stuff.
Groovster #1: "Duuuuuuude!! This is totally like that one thing from that one movie!!"
Groovster #2: "You mean that one with that one chick who did that thing at the place???"
Groovster #1: "YEA!!"
Groovster #2: "Totalllyyy."
Non-Groovster: "....Da fuck are you talking about?"
Groovster by groovster#1 May 16, 2013

Grokster 

Noun - File Sharing Service

Noun - Something or someone which endlessly spews rhetoric, slogans, or solicitations

Adj - Endlessly spews rhetoric, slogans, or solicitations
"Grokster is an exceptional way to provide yourself free things at the cost of spyware and constant advertisements"

"If that grokster tries to sell me anymore of his religion, I'm going to crack his spinal column and drink out his precious marrow"

"Those grokster Girl Scouts always trying to pimp me cookies at this time of the year"
Grokster by Fuji Rollcage May 15, 2004
Someone sexually unattractive, with dirty toes and orifices, found near the Civic Centre, Dagenham.
One wouldn't want to give the offender the pleasure of being named.
Grotter by Bungle December 2, 2003

Gothster 

Meaning: A Goth Gangster

Basically looks like a hard core Goth but has a tendency to act a bit Gangster, it would be wise to stay clear of a Gothster, if you think Gangsters are badass then you've never met a Gothster!
Guy 1, " Shit, ya hear bout dat guy Dave?"

Guy 2, "Yeah, zotzing his Moll wiv dat sick chiv trick!"

Guy 1, "See man, Daves a bad badass Gothster!"
Gothster by DarbDame May 7, 2010
Someone who burps loudly in their girlfriends face, whilst they are snuggled together face to face in bed.
Oh Christopher you're such a grotter!

groadster 

a person who is shitty, ugly, fugly, gross, weird, bitch.
Eww, thats groady.

Your fagly, u bitch. Therefore your a fucking groadster.
groadster by jackstay89 June 18, 2011