Ava Gross is the information center of the math wing. You can call her anytime and she will pick up. Ava Gross is the most yummy piece of ass there is. Ava Gross circulates the halls looking for others to join her cult. She believes god is a woman. Ava Gross has a penis and a vagina. You will be blinded by her good looks as she strolls along, always with a block of cheese in hand. Sometimes she will drink wine in the morning; however, it is usually a nighttime activity. Ava Gross is very familiar with Google Earth and can find your place of residence. She refers to herself as a “pro stalker” as that is her main hobby, along with professional golfing. Her father raised her right as the best female golfer in the nation! Ava Gross is the peanut butter to my jelly.
by giantpeen666 March 13, 2019
The spontaneous sipping of an alcoholic concoction while under the assumption that it’s a yummy healthy beverage.
More often than not, this term is used very early in the AM by a still heavy-eyed child.
More often than not, this term is used very early in the AM by a still heavy-eyed child.
by donros June 7, 2005
A small quiet town next to the ghetto of Detroit where drugies roam free.....the po po stop all black people driving in grosse pointe....and the kids wonder why the hell do i have to live here.....
I hate grosse pointe.
by Alex J and Evan F August 3, 2003
Grosse ile is acually a sweet place to live, alot of people complain that there nothin to do, those people are porbably losers whodont get invited to parties. The winter is a rough time but in the summer, i mean we live on the water so its sweet to go out on your boats and shit. And yes, we like to party.
Whattup Mayne? Nothin playboy
Wanna go to a party on Grosse Ile and get on anotha level? Aw Yeah for sure man
Wanna go to a party on Grosse Ile and get on anotha level? Aw Yeah for sure man
by Slim Thuggah....Muthafucka May 14, 2009
That tongue piercing is hella gross
by ddawggy February 25, 2010
Grosse Ile is a little island no one cares about. Its just far enough from Detroit to be considered nice, but as we all know everything flows downriver. there is never anything to do there so locals drink and smoke away the day. If you don't have an MIP you're a social outcast who smokes alone in your basement. The detective can turn into a deer. There are more deer then people, and at least a million rabbits. Every year, everyone over the age of 13 goes to "Island Fest" completely wasted. No matter how drunk you are, it's still not fun. Everyone knows there are only 2 police on patrol at a time so if you see them both, you can do whatever you want. Busting mailboxes is a high schoolers pastime. We have 2 bridges but the free ones a piece of shit and constantly needs repairs forcing everyone to pay 3 dollars to get off and back on the island. Our football sucks but people still go to watch it. All the middle schoolers go and stand on a hill during the game and socialize while the high schoolers plan the afterpartys. even though a celebration wont be needed considering they never win. just another excuse to get shwasted. Its a pretty fucked up place and I wouldn't recommend going there.
Have you ever been to grosse Ile?
No, and I never will
why?
I dont want to get drunk and chase around deer, so I dont see a point to going to Grosse Ile
No, and I never will
why?
I dont want to get drunk and chase around deer, so I dont see a point to going to Grosse Ile
by Bobanator July 13, 2008
by V-Ball April 3, 2006