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Grizzling 

Grizzling is a particularly repulsive form of crying; usually done by children but sometimes by adults particularly molly piss men. It's a thoroughly unpleasant whinging, whining, bout of self-pity accompanied by oceans of tears, a swollen face and large dribbles of snot. The person doing the grizzling expects sympathy and hugs but should be kept beyond arms reach with a forked vermin stick and consigned to a distant planet at the earliest opportunity.
Malcolm's grizzling again!
Thank fuck I'm off to the States this afternoon!
Grizzling by Croatalin February 1, 2014

the grizzlies 

Defecation involving gaseous and semi-solid material evacuating the anal cavity with such ferocity that it sounds like a large brown bear native to the Northwestern area of North America.
Last night I ate at Chili's and I had such a bad case of the grizzlies in the morning that my back hurt and my ears were rining. Needless to say, I wish there would have been a seatbelt on the toilet.
the grizzlies by Big McNasty December 28, 2007

good news grizzlies 

a better-than-expected outcome. a fortunate situation. the opposite of bad news bears.
"i found ten dollars on the sidewalk, it was such good news grizzlies."
good news grizzlies by cw1073 December 10, 2008

Grizzity 

someone who runs shit. shows up, goes hard, gets done.
Guy 1: 'That guy just jumped 3 cars!'
Guy 2: 'That right there is a Grizzity, man.'
Grizzity by flylikemydougie July 30, 2010

grizzkitten 

A girl that is particularly wild and/or ferocious in bed, leaving you looking like you were recently mauled by a grizzly bear.
be careful around her, that grizzkitten left scars on my back.
grizzkitten by bwatsonful October 13, 2011

rizzlistic 

Realistic.

(Another installment in the language of "izzle," a thug specialty.)

see rizzle
All this wack shittastic slang has got me confuzzled on tha rizzle, let's all be more rizzlistic
rizzlistic by Matt Huff September 18, 2009