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gretney muncher 

An individual who smokes a significant abundance of cigarettes, either as a group or alone.

Their lungs are reduced to black bin liners and they walk with a shuffling gate.

Profuse sweating behind the eyelids, hands are often crippled with arthritis from holding grets.

If you see one in public, DO NOT APPROACH.
Doyle: 'Would you like a nice peaceful gretney?'

Nutt: 'You're such a gretney muncher'

Connull: 'gret?'
Tommy: 'Sound mate'
Connull: 'safe g'

Big Saz: ' Jess can you roll me one?'
Lil Frank: 'me too pls'

Jess: 'nah fak off ya cunts'

Star Faz: ' nah nah nah nah nah nah nahhhh'

Ben: *stares into the emptiness, begins snarling*
Tommy: 'allow it guys, its time for a gret' *gentle music plays in the background*

Jordan: *eating some raw chicken*
Jacob: time for a gret?

Em: yeaaaahhhh gwarrnn thennnnnn

*everybody loves the sunshine plays in the background*
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Hey Mike, lets have a couple of tutes on that gretney?

gretney by Charlie Bowers April 12, 2007
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GritNeck 

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Griftney J 

A "Griftney J" is a person that manipulates individuals for financial gain and stability. "Griftney J's" are unable to accept accountability, feel empathy or compassion for others, shower regularly or hold employment. "Griftney J" types are known to nod off during live streams, join frivolous lawsuits and harass the families of missing children.
"Griftney J's" are often found at any fast food drive thru, the "Clinic", and behind alternate accounts on YouTube.
I would never Griftney J my friends.
The begging is such a Griftney J thing to do.
She's acting like a Griftney J.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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