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Pen Griffey 

Pen Griffey is one of Bryson Tiller's aliases. It's a play off Ken Griffey Jr., the retired MLB star.
Bryson Tiller: Girl I'm Pen Griffey Too

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Pen Griffey by ThePrincesssssss January 3, 2016

Ken Griffey Jr. 

A baseball player that was very good in the 90's. He is very popular with Mariners fans even if he is not doing well or even on THEIR team.
Person 1: What team is Ken Griffey Jr. on this year?
Person 2 (Mariners fan): THE MARINERS!

Ken Griffey, Jr. Mustard Surprise 

Prior preparation is required. The male must buy a bottle of mustard and hire Ken Griffey Jr. giving him specific directions. Then, while the male is having sex (doggystyle), when he ejaculates in his partner, he gives the signal to Ken Griffey, Jr. who is presumably hidden in the closet. Ken Griffey, Jr. then bursts from the closet spraying mustard in the eye of the male's partner. Having Ken Griffey, Jr. announce himself at the same time is optional.
Dude, I can't go out this weekend. I totally gave my girl the ol' Ken Griffey, Jr. mustard surprise last night, so I have no money after hiring Ken Griffey, Jr.

Ken Griffey Jr. 

The Man. Possibly the greatest overall outfielder ever as well as the best player in Mariners history.
Ken Griffey jr. is such a beast, he's the man!!
Ken Griffey Jr. by David Hagan March 14, 2006
Someone who shoves rats up his ass.

A disgusting person.

Commonly referred to as Ratass.
Whoa, who’s that guy shoving rats up his ass?”

“Oh that’s just Griffyn.”
Griffyn by MadMax2700 April 30, 2020
A weirdo with a mean sense of humour and massive ears. Griffyn's can often be compared to curious george. Griffyn's can be sweet and although they act tough, they are sensitive deep down.
"Woah dude! Did you see curious George walk past?"
-"dude that wasn't curious George it was just griffyn."
Griffyn by phat.turd December 22, 2019