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Best pets every! there lazy and dont move most of the time... but will get up every one and awhile to greet you
Greyhounds = 45 mile an hour couch potatoes!
by Raqii May 05, 2009
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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A special mode of transportation of asorted goods and persons. Involving large vehicles claimed to be 'busses' which are secretly cheaply created allein space-crafts bringing the opeouts to the masses.
The Greyhound was going klassy until the head defense earth defense site, Tomah, Wisconsin was entered.
by Godly One June 22, 2005
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Very short skirt, only an inch from the *hare*.
Nick: Check the hottie in the greyhound
Sammy: OMG! I can see her pubes!
by Samick Downunder August 08, 2005
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Carl is riding the bus to Detroit, Blake is flying to New York.
by UncleSam March 03, 2004
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For people unable to afford quicker and more efficient methods of transportation.

A wonderful way to see the worst parts of many cities across the country.
We rode a greyhound bus because we are too poor for a plane.
by defff March 20, 2011
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1. A large bus, derived from the company greyhound. Commonly used to transport those who cannot afford faster, more efficient or more luxurious transportation.

2. An alcoholic beverage mixing gin, and grapefruit juice.
1. Laqueesha and her family will take a greyhound to their motel.

2. The bartender used his leftover gin and grapefruit juice to mix a greyhound for Laqueesha.
by Corgi July 04, 2005
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Golden Shower Plush

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The Runaway's method of running away
Guy 1: My Life Sucks
Guy 2: Yeah, So Does Mine
Guy 1: No I mean it really sucks
Goth Girl: Then You Should Think About Suicide, Like I Have
Guy 1: No
Guy 2: Then Hop On A Greyhound
by Brent S September 01, 2006
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