a big joint the size of a thumb
yo man last night i rolled a joint it was a fucking green thumb it had me fucked for hours.wee
#weed #pot #marijuana #keef #joint
by david mullins May 26, 2007
One who has just eaten a bean sandwich and has to take a massive diarrhea dump but just can't quite make it so one makes a spontaneous decision to stick your thumb up your ass. Works better if shit is green.
Hey jeff! I could not quite hold it so i decided to green thumb it.
#green thumb #shit #thumb #green #diarrhea #direa #dhiarhea #jesse owens #duck #cum #cumm jizz
by Eugenio B. December 28, 2007
when you are doing a girl from behind, and you about to ejaculate, you stab her in the back with a gardening spade.
Dude 1: "I think I am going to plant a garden for my girlfriend for our anniversary"
Dude 2: "Don't be such a pansy. Give her the green thumb"
#weed whacking #the john deere #the gardening chore #the jolly green giant #the gardening ho
by Theodis Bergstein June 20, 2006
a big joint the size of a thumb.
dude i just rolled a joint its a fucking green thumb
#weed #pot #joint #blunt #phatty
by dahimself May 18, 2007
using one's thumb as a "butt plug"
I gave that chick a green thumb. She loved it.
#butt plug #fingering #thumbing #thumbass #ass
by Jevus November 09, 2005
A term used for a person who has recently bought marijuana or has some on their person.
Yo, I heard mike has a green thumb right now. Go hit him up for a deal

I have a green thumb after my plug hooked me up
by SharksVengeance May 17, 2016
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