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One who has just eaten a bean sandwich and has to take a massive diarrhea dump but just can't quite make it so one makes a spontaneous decision to stick your thumb up your ass. Works better if shit is green.
Hey jeff! I could not quite hold it so i decided to green thumb it.
by Eugenio B. December 29, 2007
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