Run To The Green Cards 

A song i wrote ( a parody to run to the hills)



Beaners came from underground
They brought us beans and burr ri toes
Then we saw that they were browned
But all they did is work as hoes.

We told them go away right now
They did not listen, they did throw bricks
Chuck Norris came with a unibrow
He beat them in the head with big fat sticks.

Running through gases and horrible smells
Hoping over fences in the city
Chasing the crackers back to their hills
Fighting them with soccer balls
Murder for money a shot in the nuts
Men and women getting raped in the butts

Run to the green cards run for your freedom
Run to the green cards run for your freedom

Warrior brown on the field
Stealing and killing their pets
Putting the meat on and folding the bread
Their always losing their betss
Selling them beans and taking their pesos
They love the big ass of Jlo’s

Run to the green cards run for your freedom
Run to the green cards run for your freedom
Run to the green cards run for your freedom
Run to the green cards run for your freedom
Run to the green cards run for your freedom
Run to the green cards run for your freedom

ME:Hey damian did you hear run to the green cards

Him: Yea Im a mexican and that song is still funny

Run To The Green Cards by Kisstobell April 20, 2009

Green Card Baby 

When your brown ass self is born just to keep your father in the U.S.

Austin: "Bruh aren't you gonna get deported next month"
Kaylin: "Nah nah nah, I got that green card baby on the way"
Jess: "You wat?"

Green Card Baby by Knowledge man July 1, 2020

Green Card 

1. A card that allows a foreigner to legally reside the United States of America.

2. A card that allows people in the state of California to smoke Medical Marijuana.

1.I got my green card.спасиба!

2.I got my green card. спациба! *cough.

Green Card by åstroboy_lambda January 10, 2009

Green Card Marriage 

A marriage of convenience between a legal US citizen and a illegal alien from places such as Russia, India,Nigeria, or Brazil. Usually, they give between 5,000 to 45,000 dollars to marry them and have you sign a contact. People from Latin-America and Caribbean such as Mexicans to Jamaicans pay the lower prices such as 5,000 to 7,000. While Russians and Indians love paying 15,000 and up for a fake marriage. Nigerians and Arabs love paying 17,000 and give you nice cars. But, they are quite bitchy and nagging about the marriage afterwards. Usually these people are way too hot and educated for their American spouses. If they do not get caught by the government within the first year of marriage then you can make a career out of being a Green Card Bride or Husband.

Hot Russian Model Ana marries pimple faced Pizza boy Mike. Now, Mike has condo and new Benz . Geez, this seems like a great green card marriage

Green Card Marriage by DonaDiabla January 18, 2015

green card 

In states where it's legal, green cards enable you to get medical marijuana.

"Hey, man, just got my green card, let's get some pot!"

green card by XeroCint October 31, 2009

green card 

La mica. Gives legal permission to work and live in the US.

If you don't have a green card, you have to watch out at Border Patrol checkpoints.

green card by David G. Epstein August 8, 2004

Green Card Lottery Program 

Part of the U.S.Immigration Act of 1990, it is designed to increase diversity in the U.S. immigrant population by providing visas to nationals of countries that have had low immigration rates to the United States. Applicants for the Green Card Lottery program participate in a lottery in which the winners are selected through a computer-generated random drawing. Approximately 50,000 non-Americans are picked each year.

The official name of the green card lottery program is the Diversity Visa Program (DV). The U.S. State Department provides over two hundred different types of visas for people to work and live in America legally. However, the DV program is the most unique one out there. Many of the visas the U.S Department issues contain strict set of qualifications. With the DV program, all you need is some basic education requirements and a bit of good luck.

Green Card Lottery Program, Green Card Lottery, DV, DV Lottery, U.S. Visa Lottery, Visa Lottery,

Green Card Lottery Program by immigration maven April 27, 2009