greek god 

1 - Generally a male person with very beautiful lineaments and a very well-built, athletic body.

2 - Gods in Greek mythology.

1 - Mike Wahlberg is such a Greek God!

2 - Hercules is not a Greek God, he was mortal. His father Zeus was a Greek God.

greek god by wouldyou November 23, 2007

Green God

The God of Marijuana.
Used mostly when you lose or drop some bud on the ground in an outdoor area.

Mat: Shit I think i dropped a little nug
Kody: oh dude dont worry just givin back to the green god.

Green God by Janigga April 12, 2008

Greek god 

The biggest chad in the world. Body sculpted like a bust of the gods. Probably named fouad. Also has a huge cock

Bruh I’m literally a Greek god. I’m ducking shredded and massive

Greek god by Huge cock master February 4, 2019

Hung like a Greek God 

A veiled insult. Most statues of Greek Gods showed Greek Gods with small penises.

"Hey Larry, I heard Athena Makos told me all the girls in the Greek part of town said that you were hung like A Greek God."

Larry: Tell them I said "Thanks".

Hung like a Greek God by Ollie Churpuzzi June 3, 2016

Greek God 

A man who is perfect all the way around. He’s sweet, charming, sensitive, and a total catch! He also has a horse cock as well.

Dylan is a total Greek God!

Greek God by Mvp225 January 5, 2021

Greek God Of Hair 

The Greek God of hair was named James. He was seen as a beautiful young man with shoulder length dark brown hair. His hair was said to be as smooth as silk, yet as tough as iron. He was famous for working in villages around Greece and helping young woman with their hair. He was a son of Aphrodite and a mortal,though not often mentioned in stories. He was very popular amount young women for his charming looks and beautiful hair.

"I can't wait until James, The Greek God Of Hair comes to our village, I need his godly help with my hair"

Greek God Of Hair by The emotional helper October 24, 2019

Greek God 

The punk ass hottie on my street who thinks I’m a brat. He’s not wrong.🙃

Moi: ____ is such a Greek God. He makes all the girls wanna pull his hair.

Greek God: Brat! (Mutters as he walks by)

Greek God by Its_just_a_compliment September 29, 2020