A short gremlin like creature who dresses with a range of styles, however all centre around a greebo theme. This creature is quiet yet cocky and has a tiny penis.

Feeds predominantly on rustlers and sausages, and has only one natural enemy (see McMuffin ). Most commonly found in smokers stinging people for fags, or sucking smooth man penis in 'Time Out'.

Sightings are few and far between for this mysterious creature and we do not know much about it, however, we can be sure of one thing: This is indubitably one slippery Bastard, with a tiny, tiny penis.
Greebs stop licking that window.
Oh Greebs.
Classic Greebs!
How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if Greebs stopped bein such a pikey by robbing all my wood?
Greebs... Can't touch this.
Greebs it was just a joke chill... Greebs what are you doing? Greebs.. GREEBS!!! Ahhahaahhahahhaaa *muffled cries then silence*
by Anti-Coon February 8, 2011
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An awkward, possibly academic person, with no social skills to speak of. A leach who sucks any enjoyment or craziness from a situation. Someone who takes pride in mundande aspects of life and work that no-one else cares about. Anal. Pathetic.
Rick- Arite Kenneth, what're you so happy about?
Kenneth- I just finished Colour Coding my school books in individual files! Every subject and every topic is just a look at the colour away!
Rick- Goddamit Kenneth, you're such a greeb!
by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009
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also known as greebo. York version of mosher. Listens to 'hard-core' music, dresses in baggy jeans etc.
by Siobhan April 9, 2004
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A large amount of the population of Newport is made up of greebs.
Unwashed dyed black hair, all their wardrobe is from the back of blue banana.
Usually aged between 10-16.
Desperately trying to be 'emo' or 'scene' but they just can't get there...
Whys that greeb keep staring at us?
I dunno lets go batter it.
by beckyiscool October 16, 2007
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usually a young pre-teen girl (13-16 typically) who is basically trying to be 'scene' or 'emo'. a poser or wannabe, you could say.

excessive use of eyeliner, applied messily, and far too much hairspray... or lack of. shitty chunk of hair pinned to one side to create a 'side fringe', and most of the time, a shittly placed clip-in extension, of an un-natural colour (blue, red, green, ect).

you can usually expect to see a greeb walking about in brightly coloured skinny jeans. a my chemical romance jacket usually is a must. lots of fashion accessories: wristbands, bracelets, necklaces, hair clips, usually involving something to do with hello kitty.
greeb: OMG MCR SAVED MY LIFE!!!!!!!
by margaretHORROR April 3, 2008
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A name given to stereotype people attempting a more indie style.

A greeb is often compared to a mosher, and is more skater than emo often with a heavier music taste. If we are going to stereotype then a greeb usually has baggy clothing, likes heavy rock music, is into things like marvel comics and Blue Banana clothes, and may have numberous tattoos and piercings. Negative stereotypes are to be ignored, greebs aren't suicidal, depressive or weird in a bad way on the whole. If a greeb has a problem with you, it is probably coz you have a problem with them.
"You got your black themed Goth chick with died black hair, who wouldn't be seen alive with a greeb hanging there...'
by Murla October 6, 2008
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1. Abbreviation of "grebo"

2. A type of bird found in Norfolk, lives around water. Good at diving.
"Look, there's a greeb!"
by Zoecb October 24, 2004
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