A short gremlin like creature who dresses with a range of styles, however all centre around a greebo theme. This creature is quiet yet cocky and has a tiny penis.
Feeds predominantly on rustlers and sausages, and has only one natural enemy (see McMuffin
). Most commonly found in smokers stinging people for fags, or sucking smooth man penis in 'Time Out'.
Sightings are few and far between for this mysterious creature and we do not know much about it, however, we can be sure of one thing: This is indubitably one slippery Bastard, with a tiny, tiny penis.