greatest band ever 

what everyone says about a certain band they like. it's stupid because it changes to a different one every month to a year for most people. there is no single "greatest band ever", it's a personal opinion that's not stationary.

joe age 15- HIM is the greatest band ever!!!
joe age 16- Nirvana is the greatest band ever!!!
joe age 17- Fall Out Boy is the greatest band ever!!!
joe age 18- Marilyn Manson is the greatest band ever!!!
joe age 19- U2 is the greatest band ever!!!
joe age 20- Blink-182 is the greatest band ever!!!
and it goes on and on and on and on and on...........

greatest band ever by 999666333 May 14, 2007

greatest band ever 

Title bestowed on the latest cookie-cutter nü-something band by ignorant MTV obsessed neophytes who know nothing about music, while failing to realize that earlier, and greater, bands influenced the latest crop of down-tuned power-chording hair farmers, and even greater artists influenced them, and so on.

Bands that do not qualify for the title "greatest band ever":

Anything recorded after 1980

End of list. Sorry if you're butt-hurt, but it's true.

greatest band ever by Dr. Badwrench April 6, 2008

greatest band ever 

Led Zeppelin: Jimmy Page on guitar...Robert PLant singin and on his harmonica...My man John Paul Jones on the bass and sometimes organ...and finally John Bonham on the drums.

Thier most famous song is probably "Stairway To Heaven"..but i personally like "Babe, Im Gonna Leave You''

Hawk: Dude you got the Physical Grafiti cd's?

Kyle: hells yes, Zeppelin tickles my fancy!

greatest band ever by Jmoshua May 1, 2005

greatest band ever 

can we just all quit fuckin around and admit that led zepplin is the greatest band ever? it would really save a lot of completely useless back and forth and free up some legitimate time to rescue those in haiti and elsewhere. I'm serious. get high. face the facts. and lets commit to some fundamentally useful discussion. led zepplin is just fuckin better than all the rest. email me offlinine if youre on meth and cant get your head around it. muchas gracias.

greatest band ever. not the fuckin eagles

greatest band ever by todd fuckin roberts January 24, 2010

greatest band of all time 

Rage Against the Machine. Enough said.

"He may be brave new contender for this relationship should he abandon his obedience to white liberal doctrine and nonviolence, and embrace black nationalism. Through counterintelligence it should be possible to pinpoint potential troublemakers, and neutralize them."

"Compromise, conformity, assimilation, submission, ignorance, hypocrisy, brutality, the elite: all of which are American dreams."

"Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!"

"Shackled our minds when we're left on the cross; When ignorance reigns, life is lost!"

"Wherever somebody's strugglin' for a place to stay, for a decent job or a helping hand. Wherever somebody's strugglin' to be free, look in their eyes ma, you'll see me!"

Poser talking about Rage Against the Machine: "Dude. Rage Against the Machine is the greatest band of all time. I love Killing in the Name and Bulls on Parade. I play them all the time on Guitar Hero and I think their DJ is so sick for the record scratching he can do."

Actual fan and activist: "You're such a fucking poser. Shut the fuck up and take a stand, that's what Rage is trying to convey in their music. By the way, you're a total fucking dipshit for thinking they have a DJ. Tom Morello is one of the greatest, if not the greatest, guitarists of all time and he does every single 'record scratch' and 'keyboard' solo on every single song. Although I do have to agree, they are the greatest band of all time."

greatest band of all time by Chad_Bro_Chill11 January 16, 2009

greatest band ever 

Metallica. There is simply nothing more to say.

James Hetfield
Kirk Hammett
Lars Ulrich
Cliff Burton

4 people, when combined, create the greatest band ever.

greatest band ever by tallica November 10, 2008

greatest band ever 

Queen. You can't argue against it.

Yo, man. Queen is the greatest band ever.

greatest band ever by dat1noob March 28, 2019