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Great Teacher Onizuka 

Popular anime and manga series centered around the exploits of one Eikichi Onizuka, a musclebound blonde ex-biker gang member who decides he wants to become a high school teacher to win the 'hearts' of virgin schoolgirls. However, we quickly find out that he's really a tough guy with a heart of gold who wins over each and every student that tries to get him fired by using his street smarts to inspire them and rid them of their inner demons.
Tokyopop is taking forever to translate the GTO manga.
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great teacher onizuka 

A Japanese product, available as an anime, manga, or drama, following the exploits of Eichi Onizuka. "GTO," as it is more commonly known, promotes drugs, sex, and the rights of teachers to beat up students. A true gem of society.
Have you seen that GTO? That's some great shit.
great teacher onizuka by Em February 7, 2003

great teacher onizuka 

Where do I pass the Furyo/Yankee exam?
great teacher onizuka by Shiro July 10, 2003

Great Teachers 

Great teachers are those who, above all, apreciate this about school children, that pupils are as were they -from a poem (translated) from one of the many web-sites on him, of the hailed late Cypriot teacher-thinker Orhan Seyfi Ari:

Sometimes such fools we were, sometimes smart kids
Sometimes Satan's tools, sometimes with saintly deeds
This appreciation made this teacher, one of the much hailed great teachers, Orhan Seyfi Arı loved by everyone -they named steets after him, composed poetry after him.
Great Teachers by eoa July 20, 2011

The Great British Teaparty 

The Great British Teaparty is a gang or thug activity ranging around 3-10 people. These people go up to the conscious or unconscious person and each teabag them. This ritual usually lasts until the victim has died of suffocation.
Person 1 (Peter) Bro Joe this guy just Teabagged me.
Person 2 (Joe) Alright i'll be getting the squad to do The Great British Teaparty to him.

The Great Nuclear Cock-Tease 

Otherwise known as “The Cold War” - more specifically “The Cuban Missile Crisis
The Cold War (also known as The Great Nuclear Cock-Tease” was a period of global geopolitical rivalry between the United States (US) and the Soviet Union (USSR) and their respective allies, the capitalist Western Bloc and communist Eastern Bloc, which lasted from 1947 until the dissolution of the Soviet Union in 1991
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026