4 definitions by Mebemax

LOSMS

Acronym for "Leave Off Shit, Mash Strikes" - popularised and solely used by members of Tonbridge Baseball Club, UK

LOSMS, Bobby, LOSMS

by Mebemax February 3, 2022

great nob, hitler

Spoonerism of “Great Hit, Nobler” popularised and solely used by members of Tonbridge Baseball Club

“Great nob, Hitler! Urgh, I mean great hit, Nobler!”

by Mebemax July 14, 2023

Optimism

Bringing condoms to a family funeral

Person 1: Shit, have you got a condom?
Person 2: We’re going to our Aunt’s funeral?!
Person 1: Yeah, but you know, what if?
Person 2: Fair enough bra. That’s optimism

by Mebemax September 7, 2023

FUGNB

Acronym for "Fielders Use Gloves, Not Bats" - popularised and solely used by members of Tonbridge Baseball Club, UK

Person 1: “Oh, I appear to have bought by bat out to the field”

Person 2: “FUGNB, Bobby, FUGNB”

by Mebemax August 28, 2022