Greased

When you are in a situation that is unfortunate, hard to get out of, or a situation when you are taken advantage of. Exactly the same as getting screwed, shafted, or fucked over. This term is more popular in Canada than the United States.

Related to: Greasy, Greasing, Grease
Greased

When you are in a situation that is unfortunate, hard to get out of, or a situation when you are taken advantage of. Exactly the same as getting screwed, shafted, or fucked over. This term is more popular in Canada than the United States.

Related to: Greasy, Greasing, Grease

Person 1: "Hey man I just talked to that guy from the car dealership, and he said I can't have my deposit back"

Person 2: "Yeah man, sounds like he Greased you"
by BillyDaYak January 11, 2019
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Guys getting ready, pregaming, getting ready for a party
"Ready to get greased before we head out?"
"Dude I'm already greased, let's go to the party!"
by chickpeaprincess October 26, 2017
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Another word for your cell phone. Meaning that it is used to pick up grease (aka women, guys, booty call, etc...). Often used to describe a phone that gets ridiculous amounts of calls, texts and picture messages resulting from hitting on people and greasing them up like a boss.
"Heey, why didn't you pick up the grease horn last night?"

"Sorry man, it wasn't working, there was much too much grease so it was pooched for the night"

"Ahhh, I get it. You salty dawg you!!!"
by IngridtheCat July 17, 2012
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Post ejaculation of solo masturbation, said person takes their cum and rubs it inside and out of their asshole while making seal sounds.
"ARF! ARF! ARF! greasing the seal!"
by jimmy_chicken March 12, 2012
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When something is completely and utterly fucked or going to be fucked or just completely greasy you shouldn’t even touch it
Nolan- Derek, be carefully she’s greasy asf and you’re gonna get stuck in a grease trap
Derek- I like them grease though

Nolan-once in a grease trap it’s hard to escape
by Cupcake_Dealer06 December 11, 2022
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The act of a threesome where one person catches all the drippings
Last night I volunteered to be the grease trap
by Dirty -J- February 5, 2016
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A stash before puberty. A peach fuzz stash, if you will. Mostly in men with black facial hair. A grease stash is a stash which looks like you have grease on your upper lip.
"Did you see Seth with that grease stash? Like dude wipe your upper lip off. You look like a pedofile."
by Lousteezy October 21, 2015
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