Grobanite 

A fan or follower of Josh Groban, new superstar in the "popera" genre.

What a Grobanite! I'll bet they've even got a Josh stand-up in their living room.

Grobanite by Kourtnee March 12, 2004

GROBAC 

Get Run Over By a Car, normally is used/seen on League Of Legends

Toxic Summoner: Nice Flash uninstall the game
Less Toxic Summoner: GROBAC

GROBAC by Edowādo January 10, 2023

Grobag 

A filthy brother usually from New Orleans who loots Heinekens and wears more than three winter jackets at any given time. Often sighted carrying a garbage bag filled with unkown materials.

That grobag just shat on the sidewalk!

Grobag by Rohas January 14, 2006

Groban 

A dingleberry that has become detached and remains where it falls for someone to discover.

Agggggh, I just found a groban in the spare bedroom, the cat must have left it on the carpet for us to find! I thought I saw a dingleberry dangling from his anal fur earlier today!

Groban by Daytime Neologist December 10, 2013

hobag in a grobag 

wannabe jailbait. brrrrrrrrrrrrrap.

"that girl is too young to be wearing such a fannypelmet"
"i concur. she's such a hobag in a grobag."

hobag in a grobag by pixie debauchee April 21, 2007

grobamity 

Gravity according to obama. For some reason in Obama's mind, gravity is making alot of the middle class americans money float away to fairy land, end up in the pockets of the poor, to support their 10 kids because working at mcdonalds just doesnt bring in enough dough. Change is great!

random dude: Dude! what happened to your money!?!?!
former middle class dude: Grobamity happened....I Love Change :)

grobamity by I IS ME SILLY March 7, 2009

Grobania 

The place where Grobanites come from, or where they hang out. See Grobanite.

C'mon, all you Grobanites, let's go to the M & G and hang out in Grobania.

Grobania by Kourtnee March 12, 2004